My Wife Is a Terrible Housekeeper. I’m Not Much Better, But Even I’m Grossed Out. Ilyce Glink
We’re talking mice and roaches.
My Husband Is Obsessed With Measuring Himself Down There. His Reasoning Is Pure Lunacy. Rich Juzwiak
Pretty sure it’s the same length it always was!
I Have Never Felt Older and Less Cool Than I Did Watching LCD Soundsystem Luke Winkie
Watching the set at the Knockdown Center, I became aware that my favorite band had become unfathomably lame.
Can Disney Save Mickey from GenAI? Emily Peck, Felix Salmon, and Elizabeth Spiers
Disney invests $1 billion in OpenAI so you can’t use Sora to make Darth Vader porn among other concerns.
Help! I Was Forced to Break My Engagement for a Terrible Reason. I’d Rather Die Than Explain It to My Family. Jenée Desmond-Harris
Christmas is going to be a nightmare.
Slate Mini Crossword for Dec. 13, 2025 Kavin Pawittranon
Take a quick break with our daily 5×5 grid.
To Fully Appreciate the Brilliant New Knives Out, It Helps to Understand the Subgenres It’s Riffing On Laura Miller
Rian Johnson pays a hat tip to the locked-room mystery in Wake Up Dead Man. <img src="https://compote.slate.com/images/bfe3d0c2-3fb9-45f1-a5ae-334133d838d0.jpeg?crop=1560%2C1040%2Cx0%2Cy0" title="To Fully Appreciate the Brilliant New Knives Out, It Helps to Understand the…
One of America’s Most Famously Disreputable Businesses Has Traveled Beyond Our Coasts—and It’s Thriving Isobel Lewis
It’s time to trade that pint for a PBR.